Gifts

Don't have much to say.. so thought will let this blog readers ( few who have been forced by me to follow my blog) know about the things i want. Just wanted to tell you all i love gifts. 

You are more than welcome to gift me any of the below any day. Lets not be kids and wait for bday's and other special days.  

Not them.. Just the pillows.. :-) Long distance pillow: lights up when the other person is sleeping on theirs, and you can hear their heartbeat!

Rainbow scooter..!!!

Its an Umbrella.. Do i need to say more??? 

kinda scary.. kinda awesome doorknob

This would be The Best Gift 

Its cute n yellow.. I WANT THIS

Love this leather journal

I love it..!! Awesome bookmark

TOKEN 122

I hate going to the bank.

Everyone wears glasses and pretend to look busy. Once i even saw bank man going through his facebook profile while there were three people waiting for his signature or something of that sort. I don't even know what bank people do. "How may i help you?" lady's very rude and gets me more confused everytime i ask her about bank things.

I never ever go alone. Dad's my man when i need bank things to be done. He loves it so no complaints there. He always does everthing and gives me a copper token with a number on it and then i wait for the token box robot lady voice to call out my token number. This is the only interesting thing i like in banks. I love the robot lady voice which says " TOKEN 136" "TOKEN 122" or something like that.

After coming out of the bank, i say my token number in robot lady voice to dad and he laughs twice and ignores me rest of the day.

Sour face

If you think Renée Zellweger is beautiful, something's really wrong with you. 

I feel she's got lemon or vinegar in her mouth all the time. I don't even think she can act well. Every time i watch Bridget Jones's Diary, it makes me angry thinking how they could show Colin Firth and Hugh Grant being in love with her. Of all the actresses they had to choose her or what? 

I'm just saying.. with very good make up, Elie Saab dress,  Liposuction and a year of acting classes, i'll be better than her. No doubt. 

To prove my point, i have the below proof. 

Where's her right eye??? 

Let me have a meal in peace

Why do you love talking? 

If i'm replying in a word or two, can't your peanut size brain understand that i'm not interested in what you are talking about? Don't think i've no opinion about what you are saying. I just don't want to be rude to you by saying it.

Sometimes its nice to have a quite lunch.. ok? At a table of six, if more than three are not showing interest or even looking at you while you are explaining in detail about your fifth grade sports day, i advice you to talk to yourself in your head. It helps. Trust me. Just don't make the lip movements, its scary.

If i want the recipe.. I will ask. Promise. Please don't start your "How to cook" lecture. I'm really not into cooking and can't even name more than four vegetables.

Because i can't tell you all this in person, hoping you read my blog and realise its YOU i'm talking about. 


P.S : While talking to yourself in your mind, smiling thinking about how awesome you are is fine. It boosts your confidence. 

Where has Coffee Bite gone?

All i hear nowadys are "Ferrero rocher" (which i can't even pronounce) "Lindt" (bit confused how to pronounce) and "Bournville" for which the ad says  "You don't just buy a Bournville, you earn it"  What??? I just want to buy.

Its chocolate.. don't make it complicated. Why are all the chocolate ads so long and boring? Just show me the wrapper and i'll be able to decide which one to buy. Not interested in knowing how and where it was manufactured.

Forget about all these unpronounceable ones. Where has Coffee Bite gone? Shop uncle thought i was talking about coffee powder brand he doesn't know about when asked about it. When explained how it tastes, was given a toffee called Melody. Having that just made me angry. Its just bad hard chocolate with horrible light coffee coating. 

I just hope Magic Pop does not stop their production till i die. Actually for the next 500 years. I want my children, grand children and great grandchildren to have. 

Till death do us part

Ever since i saw you.. you've been in my thoughts. I see you with other women. Why?? Don't you know you belong to me? If your intention is to make me jealous, its working.


You are what i want to spend my life with. You are what i want to say "Till death do us part". 


You think i'm not good enough for you.. Don't you?? If so... I'm ready to change. I swear on my new bag. No matter what i wouldn't cheat on you. God.. can't even think of it. 


Not that i care about your color. But love it if you came to me in Yellow.


Be mine Beetle. Please. 

I'll not call you honeybun.. Promise

To Do List

Every time i get into any kinda discussion about death, i end up thinking about experiences that i wish to accomplish before death takes me away. After thinking about it for three minutes, i make my bucket list and in two days would've lost it. This has happened to me from when i watched " The Bucket  List". 


So i'm going to dedicate one whole post in this blog to my To Do List so that i'll never lose it. 


Here it is.


Learn to play golf
Learn to play Violin
Go on a helicopter ride
Make a list of 50 books i want to read
Make a list of 50 movies i want to watch
Make a documentary film.
Have a pet
Open a book store
Have Magic Pop for breakfast lunch and dinner
Read "Terms and Conditions" 
Shop without looking at the price tag
Dance in the rain. 
Wear yellow boots and carry yellow umbrella
Eat everything i want to eat in a day without feeling guilty
Add "Princess" to my name for a week
Learn to type without having to look at the keyboard
Take a week off from work for no reason
Write a book
Write a letter to my closest friends to let them know how much i love them
Bake a cake
Take a road trip with Nisha (my best friend)
Make a list of all my faults and burn it
Be part of a flash mob

I just realized that my To Do list is pretty simple. Totally gonna work on accomplishing as many as possible. From tomorrow that is. 


Having Magic Pop Strawberry Crackling Candy whole day tomorrow..!!!!!!